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Tuesday, March 27, 2007
omg bernice be honoured sia! i updated all e links lorrrrrrrr hahahahhaa woots! now is 1.57am liao lor.. gonna slp liao.. gonna worry for my ''sickness'' on sat alr.. today jason n tt new manager asked me for my mc lar.. zzZ.. i nid to siam them tml! mm i mean today hahaha.. NITES!






stupid asshole giam siap manager wif a more stupid hair den xianwen


Tuesday, March 27, 2007


Saturday, March 24, 2007
woots nvr blog since wed hahahaha.. on wed tink i stayed at hm sia, mayb i watched a movie or so..

THURS:
went for medical check up, so coincidential lor can? firstly, i saw BUD.. hahahahaha.. den i saw tis gal hu was in e same briefing as me in e shiwei's venture era ting lor.. e chio-er one.. she's in tp also lor! n she kept looking towards our direction n eavedropping at our conversation lor.. n her bf was dere?! den i saw e gal tt's in e same interview as me for e HTM one! its SOOO QIAO can.. den i ps lester cos he took a frigging long time to fill uo his medical form.. so i rushed off to work, LATE..

my FIRST day at box office, trg under yati.. she wasnt tt dao for e first time lor! we tok n tok n tok n tok, but she occasionally sneaks off to candybar or sumplace lar.. box is fun lor! get to sit down take out shoe n socks! summore can take ur time hahahaha.. n dere's tis 3 aunties watching forest of death [starring shu qi] n they asked me to watch wif them cos they're scared -.- hahahaha damn funny lar i become auntie sha shou.. LOL better den none rite? in e end down 1 dollar only WOOTS!

FRI:
went to collect medical report.. tot i was damn early for work.. so dilly dally-ed.. i reached work 45mins late lar.. zzZ luckily managers didnt realised.. den i got called ''chunni'' n ''boy'' by selena.. not tt bad lar.. better den eunice at least =D hahahaha.. trn awhile den brian come trn me alr.. zzZ.. SAW SAMUEL PHUA frm sec 4f! hahaha! he said hi to me n he was like ''eh u working here ar?'' den i was like, DUH.. hahahaha.. yup.. was quite fun wif wanting kok hui xian wen n yilin.. i was trying to seduce wanting n lynette lar.. den brian keep blocking me frm lynette! yah liddat lor.. i tink i caused brian to down 12 bucks but since its under trg he n i dun nid to pay.. woots! i wish i'm under trg FOREVER! errr den was supposed to cab hm wif azahri.. but he was taking a long time toking toking so in e end i only cabbed at 2.30am.. i switched wif gopal lor.. means gopal went back wif azahri and i went back wif xian wen n yilin.. wah lau eh den they started asking me tt kinda weird questions like ''do u like eunice'' AGAIN.. alamak so qi guai lor.. ya went hm n orh orhhhhhhh.. woots!

SAT:
called in sick TODAY.. i said i was fd poison-ed.. zzZ n in e end wanting eunice they all nvr go roland chalet.. so sians lor.. stay at hm hear my granny ngiammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..



i officially didnt go kbox for 1 WEEK! tt's a RECORD lor


Saturday, March 24, 2007


Tuesday, March 20, 2007
had work on mon.. at floor, wif ms ang n yati.. was so surprised when i saw eunice while watching HEARTY PAWS.. and btw, HEARTY PAWS IS A VERY NICE SHOW AND ITS DAMN TOUCHING LAR I TT DAY WATCH 3 TIMES I FIRST 2 TIMES STILL TEARING LOR.. OMG ITS A NICE SHOW TT I DUN MIND SPENDING MONEY TO WATCH TT SHOW! yah tt cinema hor, is not clear popcorn n drinks one lor.. is clear TISSUE PAPER.. WET one summore.. zzz disgusting pls.. yah den everyone was ''congratulating'' me for working wif BRIAN cheng e ''schlong'' guy later at nite.. aiya i feel so outdated lor.. i only got to noe of it YTD wtf zzZ.. its a quite long time ago e ting alr lor.. zzZ.. n yati on tt day yati wasnt tt dao.. mayb cos brian was dere n she find a need to find an ally.. LOL yati keep bitching abt him lor.. brian is soooo bitchable LOL.. even ms ang was saying him lor.. goodness he didnt block etcetc.. zzZ.. nvm lar at least i'm efficient enuff HAHAHA.. den boon kee kept scolding me for pushing off box trgs.. i was like WHERE GOT LOR.. its only 1 time? aiya wadeva she said ''ok lor u[which means me] win liao lor'' went hm wif a VERY satisfied stomach thanks to eunice's JUMBO HOTDOG plus cheese.. muahahaha!! n i saw eunice mom lor.. she ma chiam gonna kill gv ppl liddat.. like mother like daughter.. SO FIERCE..

TODAY, woke up at 10 plus by a dream.. forgot wad it was.. den was worrying abt whether my dad will scold me anot if i went to highlight, esp when i heard my sis tok to my mother over e fone while i was in e toilet saying my father is in a foul mood n better not qi him.. but still, i went ahead n DO IT.. tt janet was nice =D tok alot of crap stuff n she chose e colours n gave advices to my hair.. n when she said ''base colour + cut 84 n highlight plus 30 more'', i sian diao lor.. seriously.. luckily she advise me to dye e whole head first.. ok lar jared say tt its nice lor.. i havent really admired it jux now in e toilet while bathing yet.. so hahaha.. i came back wif my dad asking me y i dye my hair.. LUCKILY, he only say 3-4 sentences den he continue yakking abt my uncle alr.. PHEW~


Tuesday, March 20, 2007


Sunday, March 18, 2007
today is probably one of e worst days in e month.. DUE TO:

(1) my granny, nagging abt
- me slp-ing, using com, doing wadeva actions, even shitting
- her dun wanna go injection cos she says its time consuming for my mum n it costs money.. like a small kid liddat, tsk
- my paternal granny in hospital.. gosh, y in e hell did my mum go tell her?
- her abt SUDDEN back pain.. and not excluding she keeps slapping her own ass n back to ease e pain

(2) my granny cooking SUNDAY'S dinner.. rite, i prefer my dad's cooking..

(3) my granny waking ME up to buy lunch for her AGAIN

(4) my father, being such a loser, went mad when I finish his tea.. n he says tt my mum + my music is so noisy.. so he turned up e damn volume of e tv.. seriously like small kid liddat sia

(5) my father accusing me of ''shouting'' at my mother when my mother asked me to throw e rubbish n i said later cos i wanna mop FINISH e kitchen flr before throwing everyting

(6) dinner was left wif me, my aunt n my granny.. felt so awkward wif my aunt asking me abt my life.. though she always kisses me on e cheek.. zzZ k no link

(7) greg calling me n telling me ''paiseh i've cut my hair alr''.. irritating piece of guohao's pisai..

SEE, tis is y i shouldnt hav stayed at hm today.. 7 bad tings happening in a day.. can't e tings jux spread out n jux spare me wif a bad ting each day? mayb i can take 1 apple to avert[correct usage?] e disaster.. HAHAHAHA


Sunday, March 18, 2007


grr i hate gregory goh to e core..

when i ps him, i get scolded until my chest is full of HIS saliva

when he ps me, he jux say ''eh paiseh i cut [hair]''


such frens hor


Sunday, March 18, 2007


I PROMISE THAT STARTING TODAY, I WILL:
(1) ONLY DRINK 1.5 LITRES OF CARBONATED DRINKS MAX PER WEEK
(2) NOT DRINK ANY BUBBLE TEA
(3) AVOID COLD WATER AND DRINK MORE TEA N HERBAL PREPARED BY MY DAD
(4) CONTROL MY DIET N NOT TO EAT SO FULL IN EVERY MEAL
(5) KEEP CONTROL OF MY MONEY


Sunday, March 18, 2007


Saturday, March 17, 2007
jux finished k-ing wif eunice, steph, lester n xave.. not bad.. except tt i really zao xia n pitching got lotsa probs.. and watched i'm a cyborg but that's okay.. its a fucking stupid show.. no romance, comedy is tt kinda stupid joke n its like i wanted to k inside e cinema.. aiya but still i got free drinks n popcorns frm lester so it doesnt really matter lor.. hahaha..

eunice n i r quitting on tis coming tues.. for me, i'm still not sure whether i wanna quit leh.. but, like wad i told her.. if she quits i will really get super sian-ed wif no one for me to complain to and wad if kokhui n wanting's frenship drift away frm me? i'll really hav no frens in gv alr lor.. zzZ.. but i enjoy working in GV? as in, yah we do tok along well [except SECRETS].. aiya i still hav to make a decision by tis tues.. i'll jux tink until tues hahahaha..



some ppl r borned with alot of talents and some people like me r borned with just with a little bit of talent but i just havent find out what izzit yet.. i need to OUTSHINE!


Saturday, March 17, 2007


Friday, March 16, 2007
i watched finish AQMFS! its a damn nice show! a must watch! but its abit not realistic lar.. n e timing abit coincidential one lor.. now i'm waiting for tt hana kimchi? dunno how spell. e ella one hhahaha!! n i'm so excited over taiwan series lar! I weekly says tt ISWAK2 n DBY2 is coming out! n tis show by fahrenheit n another show by ZUO WEN XUAN is coming out! i wanna watchhhh! nooooo! but sch's starting ''soon'' gotta do admin all tt [DAMMIT i'm still waiting for e authentication letter!]

i lost to jasmine in badminton lar! basically cos i gave up in e middle.. smash also smash into e net.. den i push back only can push back half court.. nvm TECHNICAL TERMS.. ya so tis paragraph is abt tt only LOL!

went shiwei hse to play blackjack n mahjong.. lost 1.70 wif 60 cents contributed by tt kiang ang grrr.. den went to watch campus superstar[actually is see them line up onli] n i saw TWO MARISTS.. dammit so poser lar.. n e other is a chinaman.. zzZ

VIJAY TRIED TO PUNCH ME TODAY N ENDED UP HURTING HIS OWN HAND.. I HAV MUSCLES WOOTS! GYM GYM! n today tt damned vijay keep bullying me lar.. keep picking on me.. damn him.. serve him rite his hand pain WHAHAHAHAHA.. work today is rather fun as in we bicker n bicker wif keegan n guozhan.. fuckerting n kokhui is dere also lor.. but not e same station.. zzZ kh is at rc n fuckerting starts work after i leave.. but i saw her wif meilan.. tink going to watch movie.. aiya but anyways today time passes fast enuff to let me die under e torture of bitchjay[yes VIJAY]

GOOD NEWS! i'm going for vocal class alr! jared is accompanying me! HE ROCKS MY ASS


Friday, March 16, 2007


Sunday, March 11, 2007
woots! went for work ytd! wif tt fcker ting.. i tot it would b damn fun lar.. but it was jux ok since she was behind packing nachos.. HOWEVER, i did see her very often cos i always gotta DRINK WATER! woohoo! n dere was one time e song ''fei ni mo shu'' by tank was out on e radio den both of us were singing lar.. but too bad i gotta go out help out.. den hor.. count money tt time she still say she everyweek gotta go kbox one lor.. tt stupid kokhui, not credible! whahahhaha.. yah den i took a super long time to wash e griller.. wah kao.. u noe how hard anot? gotta scrub like crazy leh.. full of e brown brown stuff lor.. den i everytime cannot get e particles off.. zzZ.. i felt bad having to let e ppl wait.. hais.. anyways.. i collected my pay slip n my con pass! FINALLY RITE! n den, a very bad ting happened.. tt daryl [new manager] put ME n fuckerting tgt in e same taxi! omg lor i almost die! den when going down e lift, got 1 indian chi ko pei ask fuckerting for no.! WHAHAHAHAHHAAHA! she so freaked out can.. lucky dey only ask whene lift door is opening lor.. den she quickly chiong out.. LOL.. n i was so shocked she knew abt me saying ''kokhui love apnn gals'' lor.. zzz gv really noes how to gossip.. WHAHAHA i go buy fd alr CIAOS~


Sunday, March 11, 2007


Saturday, March 10, 2007
yes eunice i'm blogging now! hahahaha its 6days since i blogged! i tink i forgot wad happen liao lor.. zzZ correct me if i'm wrong..

mon:
i tink i stayed at hm n watch ISWAK

tues:
went to badminton wif jeremy, jasmine, laticia [ sp?], yoyo and jared.. woohooo! it was FUN lor, ya fun losing to e opposite team.. i tot jasmine was angry at me smashing so i PURPOSELY lost, ahahaha shall see on mon or tues lor, REMATCH! tis time dun look at her face n play.. anyways it was such a coincidence lor, saw stanson, dengyao, tt jiashan, joseph, n willis playing also! i lost to stanson also lor! tt's cos i no stamina alr, i waswinning 5-0 can.. den i lazy run alr.. and laticia so rich lor her family own qi zi.. zzZ ya ate dere for lunch lar.. got free po piah, so nice.. hahaha den went hm..

wed:
jeremy n jared late. supposed to meet at 12, n they came at 1230 n 1220 lar! n i got bullied by pri sch kids! shant elaborate.. uh hm.. den went GYM.. wtf rite? bet u all cant believe it lor.. yah it was torturous lor.. can die.. [frm tis sentence, can infer tt it wasnt my idea to go gym hor n e tone? INFER URSELF.. if u can infer until purpose frm thurs post, den u get, L5!].. den went to play arcade n eat KFC, den went to kovan to repair key.. den went back for GYM, AGAIN! piang eh.. tis time is me, jeremy n jasmine.. so many ppl, so paiseh..

thurs:
jared last min cannot go gym, so left me n jeremy.. he was late, AGAIN.. den gym den after tt go hm watch finish ISWAK n preached to jared.. yah i was very unhappy tt he everytime last min cancel ting n he jux say ''sry'' n do it again.. so i went to TOK to him abt it.. i didnt SCOLD him hor..

fri:
kbox! but everyone was late lor.. jeremy n yf didnt sing much.. all playing cards one lor.. hate them sia.. den left me greg n jasmine [ok lar jasmine also nvr sing one] sing.. make me tired n got throat infection.. zzZ.. went back sch, got scolded by dk for wearing slippers [YES E REST PS ME N WORE JEANS + SHOES].. saw ncc trg, ok lar not much.. but i jux saw e part ds '07.. saw evan, jr n nicholas LU.. wtf so surprising lor.. aiya so many politics.. i jux went dere on jux frens frens so i jux tok-ed to them without any biasity or wadeva lar.. but jr was like, funny hahaha.. ''reuben u r MY trg spec rite? confirm damn enthu one help me carry'' n he dump e whole water bucket on me n wet my pants.. zzZ.. n jasmine was soooo scary lar.. she scolded ronald when he said e gals in sajc r FBT [fat big thighs].. pls lor i still havent forgot e 3 gals tt i take mrt n always see them.. volleyball one.. so chioooo.. ok lar 2 of them only.. yah back to e part where jasmine scolded ronald.. greg says she's joking but i say she's not lor.. she's almost tearing lar.. n greg say she got ''um chio'' [hiding e luffter but cannot].. anyways after tt yf jasmine n jeremy went pc fair n me n greg went to serangoon central n eat tao hui.. i tink its gregs fault tt i got throat infection cos i ate e oreo mcflurry dere.. zzZ.. aiya its everyone's fault.. lol.. applied for e relief tr ting wif bud n watch AI QING MO FA SHI.. so complicated lor..



I CANT WAIT FOR SCHOOL TO START LOR.. WASTING ANOTHER 3 WEEKS AT HM.. ZZZ.. SO BORINGGGGGG..


Saturday, March 10, 2007


Sunday, March 04, 2007

fuck lar its damn funny!



Sunday, March 04, 2007


AHHH!! today sucks u noe? firstly after work today at 6 i came back hm wif my granny nagging at me.. but ME, being a considerate son, didnt tok back n if i did, everyone will b awaken by my shoutings n my granny's ''HUH'' grrr.. following tt, i was awaken 5hrs later by downstair ppls' singing.. its a malay wedding lar.. n they held a KTV session.. wah dere's one particular one, i bet she's fat n old [can hear frm voice] yelling into e mic like nobody's business.. yes n it went on for e WHOLE DAY.. and following tt, i slept like mad [frm like 2 - 6] hahaha piggified.. ermm, yah n i was fuming mad lar.. my mum scolded me n say ''eh u noe hor, jerome [which is my nephew] say leh ''FOR YOUR INFORMATION [WAH SEH], poly cannot wear bermudas or shorts hor'' SO U STILL BUY FOR WAD? SIAO AR?'' wah seh i'm not pissed off at his proud n tt kinda rude attitude [those tt dun put seniors into consideration], but its cos he sabo also say wrong info.. wah seh n he wanna buy e 3k camera hor, havent learn to earn money start spending alr.. he DIE, i shall make a trip down tis sat if i'm free to psycho his mother [which is my cousin] to DUN BUY HIM E CAMERA.. NO FACE TO BE GIVEN. KILL!





anyways, update for work:


- yazid, hu looks super innocent n is only 2 days senior to me, was caught for using camera n film ppl changing.. so unbelievable..


- me, hu got crazy at tis morning at work, said ''kokhui loves ah pu nei nei gals'' over e walkie n got scolded my manager for doing it [tt manager is jiblin summore]..


- wanting got a new name! ''fucker ting'' ''wan fucker'' n ''wan fucker ting''.. but i jux call her ''fucker ting'' WHAHAHAHA


- when fucker ting wanna check me for AIDS, she went to check e area 3cm below my belly button.. wah lau she also high lar hahahaha..


- fucker ting said tt e video tt yazid took also captured selena's changing process, WTF LAR..


- uhh, noting else =D





anyways, i went to kbox ytd to celebrate greg's bday! knew 5 ppl! joel, rachel, joanne, alicia, and jamie.. hahahahha alot of Js, wah lau eh, i was so gey tt i sang e female part in WU DING n rachel sang e guy part.. zzZ but anyways its fun! only tt we didnt push greg's head down e cake lor.. hahahaha!!





yup! tt's all for this 4 days, other den tt i was watching ISWAK n babysitting my dog.. ahhahha more like torturing lar..













just sumting random to show off my scores =)

















tired of waiting


Sunday, March 04, 2007


capture the present

ABOUT THE HOTTIE
REUBEN HO
22 FEBRUARY 1990
CURRENTLY SCHOOL-LESS


shit it out U





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